Written by Kareem LaTouche
For months, a vision of sleek, Asian-inspired architecture had tantalised me as I zipped along the Montego Bay highway. Curiosity gnawed – what hidden resort did this facade conceal? Finally, the weekend arrived, and I found myself pulling into the driveway of Zoetry Montego Bay, ready to unravel its mysteries.
The moment I stepped into the open-air lobby, a warm “Welcome home” from the staff washed over me. A calming aroma, a harmonious blend of citrus and lemongrass, swirled around, instantly easing the travel knots from my shoulders. This wasn’t just a hotel; it was an oasis of serenity.
Quick Facts
Who is it for?
- Couples seeking a romantic and intimate getaway
- Families desiring privacy and a calm environment
What it is NOT:
- A large, bustling resort with numerous activities
- A budget-friendly accommodation
- A party-centric destination
Tip:
- Take advantage of the personal butler service for a truly pampered experience.
What stands out:
- The intimate, boutique atmosphere
- The emphasis on wellness and relaxation
Must try food:
- Curried saltfish and bammy
- Jerk sausage and chicken
What is it similar to:
Reservation & Cost: Click the link below.
Video Review of Zoetry
Unlike the sprawling mega-resorts that dominate the Jamaican coast, Zoetry embraced intimacy. With less than 50 rooms, it felt like a boutique haven. Yet, the cosy lobby bustled with life. Families huddled around board games, their laughter weaving through the air. A grand piano occupied a corner, hinting at the possibility of an impromptu evening serenade. As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows across the property, I couldn’t fully appreciate the visual feast; that would have to wait until morning.
But wait I wouldn’t. Luckily, my arrival coincided with a vibrant Mexican night at the Coyaba Restaurant. The aroma of sizzling fajitas and tangy salsa filled the air as a live band seamlessly transitioned between Jamaican classics and international hits. The staff, with their genuine smiles and attentive service, became an extension of the welcoming atmosphere.
My room, assigned by a personal butler (yes, you read that right!), was a blend of comfort. It was a Junior Suite, but it felt like a private sanctuary. A platter of exotic fruits, their vibrant hues mirroring the approaching sunset, greeted me on the table. Most rooms here, I discovered, offered similar indulgence – private balconies, some with the added luxury of swim-out pools, and the pièce de résistance? Many bathtubs were nestled on balconies, inviting guests to soak under the star-studded Jamaican sky.
The next morning, sunlight streamed through the palm trees, revealing the resort’s true beauty. Canoa, a cosy haven with a deck nestled right on the sea, became my morning refuge. The gentle lapping of the waves against the shore formed the soundtrack as I savoured my curried saltfish and bammy – a local delicacy that tantalised with its unique blend of textures and flavours. The staff, ever present but never intrusive, ensured every need was met with a smile.
The beach itself rivalled the famed 7 Mile Beach in Negril. The turquoise water, calm and shallow, beckoned with the promise of carefree splashing.
Hunger pangs led me to Jerky Jo’s, where jerk sausage and chicken, infused with a symphony of Jamaican spices, became my lunch obsession.
Beyond the beach and delectable treats, Zoetry offered a haven for relaxation. A spa promised rejuvenation, a gym catered to the fitness enthusiasts, and a dedicated hot tub area offered a spot for blissful seclusion.
By the end of the weekend, Zoetry Montego Bay wasn’t just a resort; it was a memory etched in my senses. The calming aroma of the lobby, the vibrant flavours of local cuisine, the gentle caress of the Caribbean Sea – these were the souvenirs I carried back with me, proof of a truly unique and unforgettable Jamaican escape.
How long does it take to get to Zoetry Montego Bay, from these central points:
Kingston (NMIA – Airport) : 2 hours and 44 minutes
Montego Bay (Airport) : 9 minutes
Ocho Rios: 1 hour and 30 minutes
Negril: 1 hour and 37 minutes
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Useful Information about Jamaica
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What is the weather like in Jamaica
The climate in Jamaica is very warm, with an annual average of 32 degrees/ 89.6°F. It is usually warm to hot all year round.
What is the time zone in Jamaica
Eastern Standard Time (GMT-5)
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